Needling this prick™
How to become this prick's enemy.
Consequences if you do.
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1. Director - ESTJ
How to become this prick's enemy.
▼ Miss a deadline and then act as if it was "no big deal'.
▼ Disobey a clear instruction and cause chaos in the process.
▼ Waste their time with meetings that have no clear agenda.
▼ Go after someone they love.
▼ This prick's enemy is the Agent. This is due to the Agent's impracticality, sentimentality of feeling or over regard for feelings - human or otherwise.
The consequences of needling this prick™.
➽ They can mobilize people faster than you can say "I did not mean that".
➽ They spot incompetence instantly and will broadcast it to relevant and other parties.
➽ They work fast, with extreme precision, bringing your conflict to "game over" before you have had time to come up with a plan.
➽ They will cancel or distance themselves from you as you are of no further use.
This prick exposed™.
☰ The original bully. The most common pattern for schoolyard bullies. Passionate about making the minimum wage - Use Their Way and Stop Resisting.
Back to top of page2. Developer - ENTJ
How to become this prick's enemy.
▼ Undermine them in front of their team.
▼ Delay a project with excuses or procrastination.
▼ Refuse to take responsibility for your mistakes.
▼ Bully the underdog who they care about.
▼ This prick's enemy is almost everyone They see people as pawns or hindrances. However, the Investigator is especially maddening with clever schemes, slippery logic and seemingly no drive in their eyes.
The consequences of needling this prick™.
➽ They can build a strike team overnight.
➽ They will out-strategize you while making you think that you still are in control.
➽ They thrive under pressure especially seeing you under pressure and weak.
➽ They will sabotage your career.
This prick exposed™.
☰ The the bossy boss. They dislike being bossed and micromanaged. Heartless and cold - just like your ex-wife - The Big Dick Energy.
Back to top of page3. Result - ESTP
How to become this prick's enemy.
▼ Try outsmarting them in front of a crowd.
▼ Overcomplicate something that could be done simply.
▼ Waste their time with boring or useless theory.
▼ Cheat in a competition.
▼ This prick's enemy is practically nobody. They discombobulate other people a great deal more than vice versa. But anyone who attempts to curb their freedom had better be careful.
The consequences of needling this prick™.
➽ Their reflexes are faster than your excuses.
➽ They will spot a physical or tactical opening before you realize you had created one.
➽ They can out talk, out think, and out manoeuvre you in real time.
➽ They will run you over with their bulldozer.
This prick exposed™.
☰ The the original conman. Think of Donald Trump and you get the idea. Error: Brain not found - The Frat Boy Chad.
Back to top of page4. Inspirational - ENTP
How to become this prick's enemy.
▼ Tell them their idea is impossible without first hearing it out.
▼ Refuse to debate with them.
▼ Take yourself way too seriously in their presence.
▼ Mess with someone they love or are rooting.
▼ This prick's enemy is the Practitioner, firstly, as they will not argue but stick to bizarre principles when this prick argue as a sport. The Objective Thinker clashes as they move slowly, protest about 'outside-the-box' thinking and insist on doing things by the book.
The consequences of needling this prick™.
➽ They will make your life feel you are in an unending, mildly terrifying improvised show.
➽ They will hit you from angles that have not yet been invented.
➽ They thrive on chaos and they will make sure you drown in it.
➽ They will use cunning, manipulative and deceitful tactics to crush you.
This prick exposed™.
☰ The original psychopath. Completely unpredictable. Heartless and cold - just like your ex-wife - The Crackhead Sociopath.
Back to top of page5. Persuader - ENFJ
How to become this prick's enemy.
▼ Betray someone whom they have taken under their wing.
▼ Refuse to listen to reason when they are trying to help you particularly when they are interfering.
▼ Disrespect a cause about which they are passionate.
▼ Publicly embarrass them when they are leading a group including when they are engaged in public speaking.
▼ This prick's enemy is the Achiever. This prick enjoys almost everyone, the Achiever's aloof, devil-may-care nature is irresponsible and infuriating to them.
The consequences of needling this prick™.
➽ They can inspire people to turn against you without ever raising their voice.
➽ They know exactly which words will pierce your defence.
➽ They can track your patterns and stay one step ahead emotionally and strategically.
➽ They will lie to you and recreate history without batting an eyelid.
This prick exposed™.
☰ The the one to tell you to stop hustling around for a while and smell the flowers too. Would buy sand at the beach - The Oblivious Nice Guy..
Back to top of page6. Appraiser - ESFJ
How to become this prick's enemy.
▼ Make a snide comment about one of their friends or family members.
▼ Ruin a group event that they spent weeks organizing.
▼ Ghost them after they have helped you move house or some other favour.
▼ Bully someone about whom they care.
▼ This prick's enemy is the Enhancer as their ice-cold, detached and stern manner is the antithesis of all that this prick likes. Plus the death stare party-killer which is impressive but intimidating.
The consequences of needling this prick™.
➽ They have a wider social network than you realize and they are excellent at sniffing out intelligence about you.
➽ They will know exactly who you care about and use that as leverage.
➽ They can charm your allies into becoming their allies.
➽ They will cancel you if you do something which they cannot accept.
This prick exposed™.
☰ The original nuisance, especially if immature. Passionate about making the minimum wage - The Doormat.
Back to top of page7. Promoter - ENFP
How to become this prick's enemy.
▼ Betray their trust in a cause in which they believe.
▼ Dismiss their ideas without due consideration.
▼ Try to control their freedom or creativity.
▼ Hurt someone whom theu have decided is "one of theirs".
▼ This prick's enemy is the Objective Thinker who is the natural foe. They are are rules, rigidity and no imagination; the same people this prick thinks squelch creativity. And, this prick thinks that they are so boring.
The consequences of needling this prick™.
▼ They wll dismantle your world view with a mix of charm and relentless questioning.
▼ They can get others on board with their mission very rapidly.
▼ They will give you so many possible better life paths that your current one will feel unbearable; even when that is not actually the case.
➽ They will run when you hold them to account.
This prick exposed™.
☰ The creative one but not always very practical. Would buy sand at the beach - The Busty Secretary.
Back to top of page8. Counselor - ESTP
How to become this prick's enemy.
▼ Publicly humiliate one of their friends.
▼ Tell them to "calm down" when they are passionate about something.
▼ Ruin a fun event they were looking forward to.
▼ Make them feel trapped in a joyless environment.
▼ This prick's enemy is the Objective Thinker as this prick exists to have fun, to go with the flow and to get others to relax. They think the Objective Thinker is the complete wet blanket.
The consequences of needling this prick™.
➽ They can adapt to changing situations faster than you can plan for them.
➽ They are masters at reading people’s motives and emotion.
➽ They can rally a crowd behind them in minutes.
➽ They will hate for giving them an analytical job that requires brainpower which prevents them working closely with others.
This prick exposed™.
☰ The original hedonist with an extremely volatile personality. Error: Brain not found - The Britney Bitch.
Back to top of page9. Specialist - ISTP
How to become this prick's enemy.
▼ Insult their art, music or personal style.
▼ Hurt an animal in front of them.
▼ Mock their values or beliefs.
▼ Be insensitive or careless regarding someone whom they care about.
▼ This prick's enemy is the Director whose practical, structured and goal-oriented style is a complete nightmare. The Developer is the same, but at least they would have secret admiration for the flair of this prick.
The consequences of needling this prick™.
➽ They have razor-sharp instincts about people’s true intentions, including yours.
➽ They know exactly how to land an insult that will stick with you for years.
➽ They can adapt on the fly and use their environment in creative ways to block you.
➽ They will hate you pointing out their conflict avoidance and lack of planning.
This prick exposed™.
☰ The the one who thinks that the world revolves around them and forgets that other people exist too. Error: Brain not found - The Homeless Since 2013.
Back to top of page10. Investigator - INFJ
How to become this prick's enemy.
▼ Betray their trust after they have opened up to you.
▼ Hurt someone whom they have een quietly protecting.
▼ Gaslight them into doubting their insights.
▼ Make a mockery of something deeply meaningful to them such as religion.
▼ This prick's enemy is mainly nobody. This prick longs to love and understand everyone. But the Developer's perpetual self-interest can drain them.
The consequences of needling this prick™.
➽ They can see through your motives faster than you can disguise them.
➽ They will predict where you will go and who you will talk to next.
➽ They can psychologically dismantle you while making it seem like your idea.
➽ They will doorslam you.
This prick exposed™.
☰ The one with too much contemplation and too little action. Would buy sand at the beach - The Manic Pixie Dream Girl.
Back to top of page11. Agent - INFP
How to become this prick's enemy.
▼ Mock their core values.
▼ Exploit someone vulnerable for your own gain.
▼ Tell them their ideals are "unrealistic", even though they usually are.
▼ Destroy something they find beautiful or meaningful.
The consequences of needling this prick™.
▼ This prick's enemy is the totally opposite Director. This prick perceives fantasy, beauty and compassion whereas the Director trudges along with cold pragmatism.
➽ They will use empathy as a weapon, making you feel the weight of your own actions.
➽ They have an uncanny ability to find the exact moral pressure point to hit.
➽ If pushed too far, they will stop giving you the benefit of the doubt and start shutting every door.
➽ They will paint you black if you lie, consciously manipulate others out of fun of to get what you want or if you generally have no morals.
This prick exposed™.
☰ The one - yes, it is a cruel world out there, but it is surviveable; others have survived too. Would buy sand at the beach - The Suicidal Memelord.
Back to top of page12. Achiever- ISTP
How to become this prick's enemy.
▼ Micromanage them during a project.
▼ Waste their time with pointless busy work.
▼ Interrupt them when they are absorbed with a mechanical or technical problem.
▼ Criticize their "risk-taking" when they are clearly in control.
▼ Be mean to someone they really care about..
▼ This prick's enemy is the Persuader, firstly, as their rigidity and woke idealism are suffocating. The Objective Thinker is somewhat acceptable except for their inability to take the road less traveled which is a sin against this prick.
The consequences of needling this prick™.
➽ They will find loopholes in every one of your plans.
▼ They can disappear into the background until it is too late for you to react.
▼ They are resourceful enough to engineer your downfall out of duct tape and old lawnmower parts.
➽ They will hate you for talking about feelings or emotion.
This prick exposed™.
☰ The one who should smile for a while and let’s be jolly; life shouldn’t be such melancholy. Error: Brain not found - The I'm Getting a Divorce Karen.
Back to top of page13. Practitioner - ISFJ
How to become this prick's enemy.
▼ Criticize their cooking after they spent hours at it.
▼ Treat someone they care about with disrespect in front of them even if their son is a bogan.
▼ Make fun of their highly specific and deeply valued family traditions.
▼ Reorganize their carefully arranged bookshelf by colour.
▼ This prick's enemy is the Inspirational, firstly, as they like to burn it all down just to watch themselves rise up. The Developer has the method of treading on whomever they must to reach the top. Both annoy this prick and are annoyingly good at it.
The consequences of needling this prick™.
➽ They know all your habits and weaknesses because they have been quietly observing for years.
▼ They can gather a small army of allies before you even know you are on their radar.
▼ They will weaponize kindness in a passive-aggressive way that makes you question your entire moral compass.
➽ They will show that they are the weak as piss teddy bear when faced with criticism or disagreement. They will hold on to grudges forever less one day.
This prick exposed™.
☰ The the original grey mouse, they should show up sometimes. Passionate about making the minimum wage - The Professional Hypochondriac.
Back to top of page14. Objective Thinker - ISTJ
How to become this prick's enemy.
▼ Repestedly return their tools to the wrong place.
▼ Ignore a safety rule which they have reminded you about three times.
▼ Throw away "junk" that was actually part of their labelled and dated archive system.
▼ Use "literally" wrongly in a sentence and insist that you are correct.
▼ Hurt someone close to them.
▼ This prick's enemy is the Promoter and the Inspirational. This prick resents their disrespect for authority, rules and priorities.
The consequences of needling this prick™.
➽ They have contingency plans for their contingency plans.
➽ Their memory for your mistakes is as precise as a security camera with a perfect filing system.
➽ They will not act impulsively. They will act correctly. Which is much, much worse for you.
This prick exposed™.
☰ The ingrown bureaucrat. Surely not everything needs to be run by the regulations. Passionate about making the minimum wage - The Father of Four.
Back to top of page15. Perfectionist - INTP
How to become this prick's enemy.
▼ Tell them that they are incorrect without explaining why.
▼ Interrupt their deep-dive research with meaningless chatter.
▼ Insist that tradition matters more than logic.
▼ Ignore the rules of a game in which you are playing together.
▼ This prick's enemy is, firstly, the Promoter as they abhor irrationality and emotional excess and are seen as a joke. The Counselor is tolerated as a creative type and is sort of a cousin to this prick. The Specialist usually takes the number one position for least preferred by this prick.
The consequences of needling this prick™.
➽ They will turn your life into a puzzle you can never solve.
➽ They are patient enough to wait while you dig your own hole and fill it with soil than cemant.
➽ They will dismantle your arguments point-by-point until you cannot remember why or where you started.
➽ They will hate you for having them engage in too much socializing, small talk or what they see as frivolous activity.
This prick exposed™.
☰ The one who knows everything in theory but cannot put anything into practice. Heartless and cold - just like your ex-wife - The Virgin Supreme.
Back to top of page16. Enhancer - INTJ
How to become this prick's enemy.
▼ Interrupt them mid-plan with your "better" idea or prevent them putting forward their plan.
▼ Fail to follow through on a shared goal or your commitment including being late or keeping them waiting.
▼ Try lying to them and assume that they will not notice.
▼ Waste their time with small talk when they are in deep focus or at any time.
▼ Hurt someone they care about, including themselves, by betrayal.
▼ This prick's enemy is actually nobody is the first instance. This prick simply does not waste time with enemies or idiots. This prick views people as sparrows: pesky, disorganized, sometimes amusing and otherwise harmless. But expendable.
The consequences of needling this prick™.
➽ They will anticipate your moves as they are many, many steps ahead of you.
➽ They hide their emotion, so you will not know what is coming until itis way too late.
➽ They will dismantle your strategy while you are still trying to guess theirs.
➽ They will hate you for having major emotional expressions, will give you the death stare and doorslam you in such a fashion that you may as well have not existed on the earth's surface.
This prick exposed™.
☰ The one who has feelings too - there is actually no need to hide them, nobody is going to hurt them. Heartless and cold - just like your ex-wife - The Wannabee Sherlock Holmes.
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